This is just appalling and tragic. And guys wonder why women are afraid to speak up when we face street harassment. It's of small comfort to her family, I am sure, but she will be remembered as a hero.

Based on having 20 years as an attorney advocate for kids, I'd say it's likely (but not certain) that:

STOP WATCHING MY FAMILY AND ACCURATELY DESCRIBING US ON THE INTERNET!!!

Great Gatsby-themed weddings will never cease to confuse me.

I wonder where their father is.

Agreed! She reminds me of lots of people I grew up with who partied all the time, and now have steady jobs, kids, etc. Every so often I see a picture of them w/ their families on Facebook, looking so suburban, and I think "Wait, didn't you used to have a Nalgene of vodka in class?"

I'm glad Snooki finally nabbed her Juicehead Gorilla and I'm glad that Vinny was not in attendance. He ended up being such a fucking dickhead - particularly to Shnickas - and she handled it so well.

I gotta say, props to Snooki for not turning into a train wreck. She got a lot of shit for being an out of control mess when she was younger, and she is still an insatiable attention whore, but she looks like a good mom with a good partner. Her show with J Woww is so unbelievably boring because they are now just…

Which is further compounded by the law that clearly requires one to exist every 3 miles. They're everywhere.

The amount of times drunk Flyers* ate at this particular Skyline is a PSTD memory I did not need.

Not that she should be tearing them down anyway, but these clothes seriously look like if Ann Taylor had a juniors department. I'm so sick of pretend outrage.

Class, according to Elizabeth Lauten: 'The demeanor exhibited by Bush and Kennedy children while their parents' staff are hushing up their drunken escapades and various misbehaviors from the national media."

This side eye is everything I could ever need in my life.

1. They have a right to look apathetic because the turkey pardon is the dumbest thing ever.

I'll just copy and paste what I wrote on Gawker:

Dayton resident here.

I just googled it. So beautiful! And I don't see why the lack of dates matters, clearly any guy worth marrying will also love Harry Potter, so he'll be into it.