Oh God same. I had the epic domino effect. I graduated with my MA at the exact point of the economic crash and had all my medical stuff go straight to hell right before Obamacare. So I was under/unemployed through all my medical crap and it destroyed me financially. I have a decent job right now but my student loan…

Kinja won’t let me star you but all the stars in the Delta Quadrant

I want that pink salt sooo badly

I know someone who named her daughter Leia! Her daughter is a total badass

My googling couldn’t find it but there was a comic from when when they wanted to cut the funding of the Green River Task Force. The tag line was something like “who votes to cut the funding” and it showed the graves of some of the murdered women. They were tripping over bodies in the early years and not all the women…

I’m going to regret this but my Catholic church owns our local homeless shelter/food bank so they hang out there frequently.

I actually ran into a bear when I was camping once. I’m pretty sure nothing happened because it was the middle of the night and I was going to the bathroom. I was so sleepy/stupid I thought it was a dog. It literally didn’t register that it was a bear until the next day (we moved camping sites). My not freaking…

I know someone who was born in her parents’ car. She thought it was hilarious. She later had her 2nd kid on her 1st kid’s 2nd birthday. Apparently weird births run in her family

I don’t even like her music & I find myself being oddly defensive about her. It’s weird.

She was originally labeled as “difficult” at the shelter (someone needed lots of help to not be neurotic). Now her vet tells her techs the name is a warning and to wear gloves.

I’m picturing the ones you get from the grocery store that fall apart if you put cat litter in them

I can’t ever read an article about a bulldog, it breaks my heart. And I’m a crazy cat person. It’s horrific

2 of my cats are normal, healthy weight. 1 of my cats has long fluffy fur And she’s fat. She’s also an alpha bully over the boys. We’ve all decided to let Bellatrix do whatever she wants to maintain peace.

This is my preference, obvs

Her dipshit parents-one of whom still has a leash on her legally so she can be a trained monkey-pulled her out in middle school. They did the same thing to her younger sister (the one who had a kid as a teenager). They sold that girl out so young she had to get a tutor so she could help teach her own kids math in…

I think we’re starting to get insight into how someone can get so stressed out they shave their head while yelling they don’t want people to touch them.

Considering there’s an urban legend that’s been going around Subway employees for years Jared had sex in a Subway bathroom in Kentucky during a promo tour I would not be surprised at all if it’s a frequent problem. Esp at Subways in those 24 gas stations. Ew.

I should see if the old Subway manager complaint board is still active for your amusement.

She lost billionaire status donating too much money?

That’s the biggest issue. I would gladly pay more if there was difference between paying 20$ or 80$ for something. Everything falls apart in under a year and is made in a sweatshop. It’s incredibly frustrating.