I’ve seen many variations of this dress & I want it

1. Read a scouting book about ropes

I like bringing up that he was engaged to Alanis. Just because.

that is so fugly

That’s scary

Or jello. Ew. Jello or may. Vomits.

When I saw the sunflower seeds I thought a friend was retaliating about my endless tweeting/tumblr posts about the X-Files reboots. No this is a real thing. Ew.

I like being a heathen Catholic. Our liturgist used “Amazing Grace” as a opening hymn today with a clear air of ‘just try to say something, I freaking Dare you’.

Or the coworker your boss just refuses to deal with when most of the staff has flat-out said this person is creating a negative work environment.

Actual conversation with one of my closest friends this week:

NO JOKE. This is why my mom didn’t change her name in 1980. When I think of what any of my friends went through who got married after the age of 22 the nicest paperwork compromise I can think of with hypothetical spouse is hypthenating. If our last names even go together.

I know of 2 couples personally where the guy has his wife’s last name as his middle name or hyphenated in his

Endo is when the lining of your uterus is growing outside your uterus and your reproductive organs hate you. PCOS is when your ovaries/hormones are busted and your reproductive organs hate you. Sometimes you have both at the same time and the entire universe hates you at once. PCOS can be diagnosed through testing if…

This makes sense. I find it easier to like Fox Mulder than David Duchovny (who is actually a sex addict in real life).

he sounds like a douche

I actually know people married to their high school sweethearts. I think they OD’d on Dawson’s Creek or something.

The anniversary of that decision was exactly 2 weeks ago too

So every. My second favorite is juicy couture. I need someone to make me like grown up perfume. For the love of sanity, make me like grown up perfume

Black Amethyst

This is exactly me and one of my coworkers with my current job. It should be my dream job but the gossip and the toxic environment has us both looking for other jobs...less than a year after starting there.