I hoard bottles of a very odd specific perfume. I actually found some today and bought 3 bottles of it because my Evil Devil Cat broke my last bottle of it and my 2nd favorite perfume isn’t the same.

Kitties are the bessst

My cat who just destroyed a cellphone charger because I left town for 5 days and he has emotional issues has more self control than that lady.

I had a customer that did this with vinegar on sandwiches and it gave me horrible flashbacks. Ick

I thought a customer throwing mayo at me was bad. This sounds much grosser

I don’t even answer the phone or reply to his texts. I feel like responding would be encouraging him.

This sounds like at least 2 or 3 guys who are shocked I’ve written them off.

I’m thinking of getting a 4th. Oddly this has nothing to do with the fact a guy is currently not speaking to me because he told multiple people he wanted to date me, then didn’t ask me out, then told my best work friend I was a stuck up bitch for not holding his hand when a group of us went to the movies. I was…

The problem is working in a non union field. They messed up one of my first paychecks in my current job and I’ve had huge problems that a HR person should be dealing with. Unions don’t exist so all I can really do is whine to my sane coworker and secretly plot to apply to other jobs. Anyone in my field for more than 4…

That’s more or less what happened when I worked at a fast food place that “messed up” our paychecks. Somehow every full time employee got payed for like 10 hours. We just stopped working during the lunch rush. In the middle of a mall food court. During Christmas season. They fixed that error damn quick.

My exboyfriend is still calling/texting/etc over 2 years after we broke up. Thank God he doesn’t know where I live. Since we aren’t facebook friends, he bugs my friends.

That sounds like hell

That is horrible, I’m so sorry

Authentic experience is exactly how my dad got us lost in the badlands of South Dakota. He failed to account for the fact 10 year old me was the only person who had a clue how not to die in the outdoors (uh due to common sense & too many episodes of the X-Files where they almost die in the woods).

I think my favorite part is this van clearly didn’t have enough room to safely hold everyone

All of mine have nerdy names. Spock is a spoiled rotten Siamese that LN said could be his honorary grand-kitty when he was on his weird twitter kick of calling all his fans his honorary grandchildren.

I should submit a photo of Spock (1 of my cats) and say he looks like that actor.

I’m still forcing everyone to watch all 3 for Dino Day 2015 before seeing Jurassic Park Criminal Intent comes out.

I think it’s a point of pride with the vocation director although he pretends otherwise

The the class of 2000 lead to a lot of cheesiness.