WHY does anyone who has ever lived in the midwest or south think having a wedding in July/August is a good idea? It’s a terrible, awful idea. But every damn summer I go to them. Oh the pictures are pretty! No everyone is sweating their makeup into their boobs and has pit stains that photoshop can’t fix. People aren’t…

I live in Ohio. The only months of the year that aren’t either a frozen hellscape, raining constantly or a humid hellpit are October and May.

Apparently we’e reverting the name of the Pope, most people in the new testament and basically everyone in religious orders. Someone inform the Catholic Church.

I may work in a church

This may stand as quote of the day & it’s 10 am

Been there. I had a guy I had been dating for a few months totally freak out because we ran into a woman he went on 1 date with. He didn’t get why I was pissed. I don’t know if he knows she’s married and pregnant now.

I refer to this as Chastity Through Speed Dating

Isn’t that most of the US?

Evil Secretary likes to keep track of how often I go to the bathroom. God knows why. I’m tempted to tell her that sorry somewhere along the way my endo broke my system so I pee a lot and I also uh have to change my panty liners a lot even when I’m not on my period. I’m not announcing it to everyone so can you stop…

There’s a guy I hate and I made him go away on Saturday by announcing to the room I’d been on my period for 2 weeks. The other people in the room found this hilarious. Dude you’re 23 get the hell over it.

I seriously thought this was just me. Bless you for admitting this

I am the only woman where I work who still gets my period. Which basically means I not only get to hide that I’m period, I get to hide my trash. Since my workplace is a toxic gossiping nightmare I’d rather tell one of my few male coworkers I’m on my period then most of the women I work with. At least he doesn’t accuse…

I watched a friend go through this when I was a bridesmaid. It turned out to be a preview of buying a house and most major decisions. Their son is 3 and hubby is shocked! Shocked! she doesn’t want kid number 2.

I’d shoot him

Ring theory is incredibly helpful. Don’t dump inward

Cable company monopolies aren’t helping. Where I live we have 1 cable option and I can’t get certain channels I want, a great example being BBC America. Since the primary reason I would want cable in the first place is to watch Doctor Who (or Sherlock), I don’t pay for cable. I buy Doctor Who on dvd when in comes out…

For me it’s the opposite? I don’t get a bunch of super-popular shows b/c I binge watched them. Never got past certain seasons of 30 Rock, the Office, Parks and Rec...I don’t get them.

It’s just as awful as you’d think. Even when most of the wedding guests are annoyed at the bride and groom (which was the case at the wedding I’m thinking of). The boyfriend of one of the bridesmaids did this. She was the bride’s sister and he really should have known better. The whole thing was just awkward and weird…

It’s called Arcadia

My default reaction to being uncomfortable, awkward, whatever is inappropriate laughter. I pretty much begged not to do foot washing on Holy Thursday. What set me off was the fact my church does it weird and I really don’t like being the center of attention. My coworker tried to get me to stop and I just set him…