Yes the car is ugly, yes it’s a robot car blah blah. What people who actually drive do not get is that this is the only opportunity some of will ever get to have a car. It’s a huge huge deal for people with certain health conditions. If this means it won’t take me 3 hours to go to the grocery store I welcome our robot…

Even the actress hated that. It was all about her being written out of the show for being pregnant.

Honestly you should. I’ve done it for very good friends as a wedding gift, which only sounds like a cheap ass wedding gift until you realize what I’m giving them. I’m giving their attendant a pass on a lot of stuff (and I actually did the make up for bride/bridesmaids with one wedding too). Having someone to pass off…

He’s slowly emerging from his phase of denying the thing that made him famous phase. He’s being somewhere between William Shatner and Shannon Doherty right now.

I created a spotify account specifically to listen to it...it’s not as bad as Bill Shatner

This story is burned in my brain

I feel like we should be exchanging crazy family stories over drinks...

Uh no the last time I did this I started a small war

Because if you name your kid Emma Leigh or Emma Lee it’s a ~unique~ version of Emily. Believe me I work with kids it happens tons.

My name is Emily and now I have the special joy of trying to convince people I’m over the age of 20 (I’m 33).

I have 3 cats but a kitten would be nice...

I intentionally live in a different state than my parents, who oddly live in a different than their relatives. I don’t think they understand that this is a repeating cycle.

I should!

I plot this in my head regularly.

My family has topped themselves and created a drama epic yesterday/today preparing for mother’s day that *put someone in the hospital with a heart attack*. I would say they topped themselves but this is not true. I get to explain to sane, functional adults who send their mothers flower arrangements why my mother hung…

How many boomers could actually get hired at the jobs they are currently working at if they were held to they standards they hold gen x/milenials to?

I love the shit I get out being an entitled Millenial. Usually it comes an hour before someone wants me to fix broken tech equipment. (Uh learn to use the scanner on top of the printer?)

This. I’m so tired of losing 1/3 of my hair because it would be sooo cute

My limbo status-that another (male) coworker is stuck in-is being the young/new person at work. Everyone else dresses DGAF (someone was wearing sweatpants today) but we actually dress in business clothes or we look like college kids (we’re actually around 30). It’s become a joke between us because our boss is retiring…

Are they from Ann Taylor outlet? They have what I refer to as as “sneaky work pants”. They are work appropriate pants that feel like lazy pants and were about 25$ a few months ago. I own like 3 pairs. /sucks at being an adult