You’re right, but money can buy you the best fitness trainers who will tailor workouts to your goals and enjoyment, the best nutritionists and cooks who will prepare delicious meals made from beautiful food, and cute clothes that make you feel good and motivated. Having a lot of money saves you from having to work…

Cue all the comments from people who use this thread to congratulate themselves on not having children.

as someone who worked in childcare in the midwest before being fortunate enough to land a decent desk job, i will state that unless you had a college degree, you were lucky to make over $9 an hour. for the bulk of my daycare experience, i barely made over 14,000 a year. at my first daycare, i knew a woman who worked…

thank god that under Herr Trump all of your poor ugly children will be sent to the labor dungeons to provide care for all of the beautiful rich children, and dungeon gruel is super-cheap

Everyone I know who isn’t being driven broke by childcare lives near their relatives who are willing to take on having the kids while the parents work. If you don’t have retired, helpful parents, you’re screwed. Even if you have friends who are willing to help (and there are!), they also have jobs and can’t take on…

This is an amazing breakthrough and I hope it does help same-sex couples. In the meantime, it shouldn’t be so hard for loving couples to adopt much wanted children in the U.S. when any asshole can foster a child, usually many children who they can’t properly provide for, while getting paid to do it. Lastly, religion…

Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Exactly. I can’t even imagine what the hell she was doing. And humping the decapitated head sounds even worse.

Would that require them to live at least 500 yards away from any tar pits?

That sounds... painful.

Ohhh, I missed that comment. She actually humped the decapitated dino. OMG.

Especially that Stark kid.

I knew straight away this was from a British tabloid. Some of the headlines and stories they come up with...

This is disgusting. Children are supposed to play here and everyone just wants to make a big gigantic joke out of this towns tiny attempt at a little tourism and some fun for kids. Great. Fuck you people.

She would have done this sooner, but she was on her Cretaceous Period.

His constant interruptions should play well with women constantly steamrolled over in their private and professional lives.

I’d love it a lot more if I though it would appeal to the average undecided voter in Colorado and Pennsylvania.

I think that the problem isn’t trigger warnings (or, conversely, the absence of trigger warnings) per se, but rather that people at either extreme distort the meaning and intent of what a trigger warning is supposed to do.

If you need a “trigger warning” then you should be going to a support group and be in intensive therapy, not attending campus events.

How terribly sad to not have *anyone* miss you. Not a friend or sibling or co-worker. Not even your own mother who thought you moved out and then didn’t worry that you never ever called.