It’s true. Every time that GIF crops up I’m thankful again that I get to enjoy watching such a perfect haymaker.

This A’s fan loves the Ranger’s playfulness (sugar rougned oder included when he is not punchy punchy)

Cause of death? He gave EVERYTHING, and had nothing left.

fuck no

Goddammit.

Ali, Bomaye!

RIP to the Greatest! Here is the Rumble in the Jungle.

I don’t think there was a place on Earth where his name was unknown.

Gives me goosebumps every time. YouTube

“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”

RIP champ. I argue that his greatest fight has been the last 30 years of his life. Thanks for the memories.

I met him at Captains Quarters (a restaurant he co-owned) in Louisville about 15 years ago, and I shook his hand and was in complete amazement of this man. He gave me a little one-two punch with his fists and a smile afterwards. He was/is such an influential figure in the sports world, and in American history. He…

He really was The Greatest. There will never be another athlete like him. RIP

Yes, yourself.

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

Dave Dravecky approves!

For future reference: if it involves the rape of a post-pubescent woman, it’s a Baptist scandal; if it involves the rape of a pre-pubescent boy, it’s a Catholic scandal.

Tenure’s a bitch and shouldn’t still be a thing for a reason. This is the reason.

What kind of tool moves from Malibu to Waco?

How’s it going, Grandma’s Facebook account?