You're wrong, buddy. It's mousewife to momshell.

Meh to yourself, pal. You have no right having Eddie as your pic. you wouldn't appreciate his music if he smacked you in  the head with Frankenstein.

How do you become a music critic? Is there a stack of applications at the local Mickey D's perhaps? This can't be the same album all of my friends and I have been absolutely floored by for the past few days. Maybe someone's playing a joke on you and handed you something else, pal. If not, I'll take a number three with…