You're not.

Spunky Kid

They're already all covered. Dinklage comes under 'smartass'.

This must have inspired the whole Finnish debacle:

This show is about cynicism and failure, you do get that? Asking for less cynicism and failure in Veep is like asking for less vampires in 'True Blood' or less shit in 'Community'.

She stunningly good at accents. I imagine she got a Finn to read the lines and then recorded it with her strange brain. She got a First from Oxford. That's like getting the Nobel Prize in America.

I said that last week: what's the point of Kent? Everyone keeps trying to big him up as this all-controlling, super-human numbers man and he just comes across as a meek, early 50s dad.

You Americans have had your first, very rare sight of the brilliant Sally Phillips as the Prime Minister of Finl;and. She's an English comedienne and actress who was kind of huge in the 90s and then disappeared. She's a very prominent Christian now so I think we can assume she spent the post 2000-period as an…

Oh god, Phil? Did you actually read this book?

And what of the tits, so pink and succulent?

Oh for god's sake, who care's what he's called? Everyone's interchangeable in Game of Thrones.

Who gives a shit about horses? They eat them in Spain you know. So juicy and delicious.

LOL. I am betting that blazing meteor of a comeback line has never been used before and will never be used again. Pity.

I ghost-wrote Naomi Campbell's novel, 'Black Swan'.

I hope someone was fired for that! Specifically, Dan Harmon!

Who gives a shit? Get the Veep review up!

My country is the internet where we stream things, usually preview screeners, about twelve hours before you get them on American networks, pocked with ads for burgers and sprays that stop your vagina from smelling.

*Sexy* chemistry?

And tits?

What joke?