So, really, a C- for the whole episode then?

Slave #3764 - Bungle
Slave #3765 - Mr. Teapot
Slave #3766 - Ralph Lipschitz CPA
Slave #3767 - Sparkles the Duonicorn…Not too hard.

The tits? What of them? Firm, rounded and pink? How many and how often?

Tribadism!

The tacky, grimy orgy in It's Always Sunny, with a lot of elderly grampas in dirty y-fronts eating buffalo wings, is one of the funniest scenes in the whole series.

A fart.

Also Andy. Can't he slip into the brine, comically gabbling: 'I'll save you! I'll save you!'. and then never be heard of ever fucking again?

Surely Angela's lawyers would have skinned the gay senator like a dead cat?

I am not so much a fan of April either - but a Pawnee show that focused on the bizarre second-string character of Parks & Rec might be great.

I kind of liked this episode. It was about Pawnee, the government and the idiot problems when the two interact - which is basically the point of the show. It was good to see Leslie losing for once if only because reversal provides plot interest and because it provides the character with the ability to show dimension.

Pure crap.

Perhaps if you left home and got a job, he could.

"De Niro pretends to still be married to ex-wife Diane Keaton, when he’s actually in a long-term relationship with Susan Sarandon"Jesus, poor, old Shovelface just can't catch a break, can he?

I'd like to have seen what some of the original choices of leads would have done with the role. Like Michael J. Pollard.

The lie of a virgin.

All actors are cunts. But then what can you expect of frauds-for-hire. The only one who's nice is Danny DeVito because he doesn't know he's an actor. He thinks the camera crews following him around are just some kids filming an MTV show or somesuch shit. So long as they don't get in the way of his boozing, his…

For me, it was the twenty-six minutes Nicole Kidman took to die in Moulin Rouge.

And Heidecker matches Braff.

Braff, Heidecker. The same.

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