Dennis Feinstein, Jean-Ralphio, Jamm…

"Her friends support her unconditionally"

Work on your put-downs, amateur.

Weren't they two different guys in the possum episode?

Are you sure? OK is a synonym for 'mediocre'.

It's about you being so lonely that some blob-faced sulker on TV gives you a chubby.

You're so easily pleased. Poehler has so sugared up the show that it's now 90% suchrose, We need to go back to the days when it wasn't about the Leslie the Good Witch Spreading Happiness but a fun satire about smalltown bureacracy. The best thing that could happen right now is for Amy Poehler to be immediately fired…

DENNIS FEINSTEIN HELPS NO-MAN!

What the fuck is wrong with this show?

Maybe it was 'Larry Sanders' that killed my thing then.

And Brandon Nowalk's rambling, circular gun story is the reason why you do everything you have to, including bankrupting yourself, to send your children to private school. Luckily, my parents were rich. I mean, luckily for me. Not for you so much, I imagine, peons. Also, private schools' emphasis on clear, ordered…

Yes, though there's not much to know.

I thought Seinfeld had killed 'Caring and Sharing' for good?

I wonder if Sam Rockwell will ever choose to break out of typecasting as 'world's coolest man'.

I'm guessing you will, as usual, masturbate.

Ugh. Another gimmick.

A fatal autogyro accident? Why don't they make a film of your life!?!

Rashoman? I remember it different.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

I bet that ad had every funny line, interaction and moment in the film and the rest of the actual movie is a bitter exploration of teen failure.