All I’ve ever needed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SO GOOD.

If it was a reality show about her, I’d give it a chance.

Was it really because she had to keep looking at you? #kindofowned #youknowidontmeanit

My mom dyed because of #500DOK #Neverforget500DOK

Too bad your mom can’t change your face.

I AM LATE. I hope someone else has not already posted this, but if they have, I apologize for copying them but great minds and all.

Je Suis Wrong Envelope

I don’t think I can top this tweet

What does this one do for you, tho?

me to tom:

taylor doesn’t even like nick. she just likes being right.

Re: Evan Rachel Wood, she wore a suit again and vowed to do so all award season long.

You and Jessica Lange have something in common.

Lena Dunham’s period has lasted 13 days.

While sexist and motherhood-obsessed, Iappreciated this and the hazing metaphor.

Hurry...let’s build the wall now!