Seriously. Terrified of plates. Particularly dinner plates. A normal dog is delighted to receive a used human dinner plate, this dog is horrified. We got him as a rescue, so clearly some dreadful dinner plate related event happened in his former life. From now on though, when he shoulder checks me I’m going to pull a…

Jesus, Carly. What are you willing to say? What are you willing to espouse? Do you have any soul left at all?

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

Way to fling this at Black Lives Matter.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

Ronda didn’t lose. Holm won. Let’s give her some headlines!

Real talk: NZ has a serious problem with rape and sexual assault. It’s deeply entrenched and I have no clue on what to do about it because it can’t even be spoken about without being silenced, like the women mentioned here.

Now I like her even more. And those guns! Gay marry me, Ronda.

In lieu of family support, I have boxes of wine.

Exactly! They blew up their mill, and won’t let them contract the mine out. This is more than just their property it was also their business and livelyhood.

Mining operations aren’t cheap, and evidence says that the Air Force straight up DESTROYED some of their operations, so I’d say that 5.2 million is lowballing what they are owed. Severely.

I just had avocado ice cream for the first time! Avocado and coconut. It was DELICIOUS.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

I’d just like to remind people that these are the exact type of seasons where the Giants barely manage to get into the playoffs, then make a magical run to the Super Bowl and beat the invincible Patriots. It's basically just setting itself up right now.

From Gladiator to Braveheart, most historical fiction about fighting with swords is kinda wrong, influenced more by performance art than how people actually fought each other with blades.

EVERYONE: Star this so that is bumped to the top.

This is really the best response.

this has gotta get bumped to the top. shit, i like want to offer these women a place to stay or something...im really afraid for them.