This is why I HATE the NFL (and most professional sports leagues, but the NFL takes the cake). I love football (from one of those Friday Night Lights towns), but I can’t stomach this shit. Also, sure their offense sucks, but they could get rid of this asshole and (or bench him and send him to anger management…

A few years ago my sister’s father-in-law died. He had a painful battle with cancer, so when he died it was that kind of ‘whew, i’m glad it’s over’—even though it was still sad. Some of his children (grown, in their 40s-50s), however, did not take it well. Which, sure, of course, loosing a parent is not easy, but who…

you know, it’s true. I do not know these folks at all and cannot comment on their character—however the evidence stacked against Jared’s uncle and the fact that Jared once ran a porn business out of his dorm room aren’t looking too swell for them.

It happens—I’m only 10 years older than my niece and my sister-in-law has an aunt that’s 1 or 2 years older than her (huge family). Needless to say I was an accident. So ya know, while weird, it’s not that most disturbing or weirdest part about this article. :)

Roos are good eating.

Man, i just got one that i want to share with the world. WITH THE WORLD. But it’s so awkward, and it’s by someone I really know, and if he happened to read this...man. I dunno. Slightly scared for my life (not really, but kinda). However, i do want to add that SEXTING isn’t that new—since the phone was invented…

This continues to shock me even though I’m a cook and a run across people all the time who are like “oh, I’ve never had Eggplant before, this is good!” and I’m like, ‘huh...you’re clearly at least 30 and you’ve never had eggplant?” Leeks, eggplant, brussels sprouts, artichokes, rutabagas, kohlrabi...none of those seem…

Gisele is that you? I’m blushing! It’s like you see into my soul!

touche and so true. ha.

yeah, this doesn’t surprise me, either. I’ve lost interest in the NFL, but dang it, it’s difficult because I love the sport.

in these kind of reports you never say ‘he did it’—even if he was caught with the air pressure gauge in his hand (i dunno how this is done, i’m just assuming). “Probably” means it happened.

I hate Tom Brady. HATE HIM—there’s something about him that makes me squirm and think he has a basement full of dead people. I’m a straight female and find him zero attractive. BUT—i wouldn’t say he’s a bad quarterback. he’s very good. Therefore—WHY THE FUCK DID HE DO THIS? Such an idiot. Or, it makes you wonder about…

yes, but one thing that people don’t factor in sometime, is all the additional costs—especially if you’re renting an apartment and buy a HOME (this happened to a lot of friends of mine—very careful with calculating a lot of costs, but skipped over the ‘basic’ things). Most apartments these days are total bundled…

I was going to make the same point. I bought a house and am kind of ‘house-poor” (all my extra money besides stuff i set aside for savings goes into my house and various projects). But—for ME it works. I have a small farm that i get some income from. I plan on living here for a very long time. And I, actually, enjoy…

I’ll accept this medal with pride and in honor of all those fallen victims—the flutes dropped, snared drums busted, and those shredded reeds.

(also, this just made me laugh out loud at work, so thank you)

I’m so sorry—Middle Schoolers are assholes. It’s the worst age. I’m sure it doesn’t help on just blaming that age group as a bunch of psychopathic assholes (but clinically, it’s been proven).

What’s interesting to me is how perspective changes everything. I had a few REALLY embarrassing incidents in my life during middle school years, and I’m pretty sure I might be on a blooper reel in some SE Asian country—but now that i’m older—it just makes me laugh, hard.

I did read in someone’s online journal who visited the island that a ‘pool’ was listed among the amenities, along with the internet cafe mentioned above.

Great. Thanks. Now I want to know everything there is to know about this island AND CAN’T STOP READING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET. I HAD A LIFE, YOU KNOW!

This is like the third college story i've told on kinja in as many days—but here goes: This one time in college a roommate woke me up. I'm female. He's male. And like 6'5"—he was up early (5am) to go to his swim practice. So athletic, tall, male roommate. Comes barging into my room (rude, and uh, boundaries?) and says…