Cocaine’s a hell of a drug...

Actually, butt-candling has been shown to remove exactly the same amount of earwax, so go for it!

I just discovered this Kurds quote. I had to look it up. I’m just fucking stunned. This is like warping back to 2001 with Freedom Fries and talking about surrender monkeys just because the French had the gall (lol pun) to point out that we were wading into a pretty shitty situation.

In an extremely strong field of sheer insane statements; his comment about the Kurds is most vicious, awful thing he’s ever said. I can’t even begin to explain how ashamed I am right now.

Meanwhile this wet taint just sold the Kurds down the river as well as any prospect of knocking ISIS out (for now, anyway) just because he got out-maneuvered like an old lady in a mobility scooter with a dying battery by Erdogan. The Kurds are expendable, he later claimed, because they didn’t help us in World War II.

O…

What’s more terrifying is the mental disconnect Cadet Bone Spurs has. He genuinely believes he is the bestest President ever and the entire country benefits from him being there, all the while he has his grubby little hands in the till, embezzling as much taxpayer money as he can get while directing his cronies to do…

It is legitimately terrifying on so many levels that he sees people who criticize him as people who criticize America. Biff the Dipshit cannot process that people who don’t love him still love the country.

You sir, are a fuckin moron

This is so fucking stupid it’s almost unbelievable. It’s cool for Morris to elbow him in the face for daring to play defense outside the 3-pt line in a preseason game? He wasn’t playing dangerous defense. Just mildly annoying defense for preseason.

And he is literally in the NBA for his defense. 

So... your argument is that only offense should be practiced in practice?

Devin Booker is that you 

How is Anderson “jeopardizing his bag” with that defense? It’s not diving at someone’s knees on a loose ball, it’s not coming under a jump shooter before he lands. Morris is trying to give Anderson a fucking concussion with those elbow swings because he can’t be bothered to keep the ball away from a bench scrub, and…

Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

Did you not just read Drew’s whole deal about how he’s constantly been blitzed out of his mind on Primo Chronic lately?

What, no bread pudding or other desserts?

Eric B gonna be checkin out Belichick’s background history

Group chat’s gonna be lit tonight

Binders full of guys?

“Vice President, what are your feelings on reparations?”
“Triple money to schools! I was married to a dead teacher! Black parents need to be shown how to put a record player on at night so their kids hear more words.”
Centrist third way: That’s MY President.