I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

“That’s 54,000 haircuts!” - Mark Davis

It’s a big win for Brazil, but I think national debt is still the favorite in that group.

“21+ a must" only for age, never for tipping percentage. 

yep. This line from his email is gold:

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Nope, Bill Cosby is very real.

who is based on guy from New Jersey, written and portrayed by a guy from New York. 

Dibs on your liver.

I’d like to see the “unions are for pussies” line get tried out over at US Steel.

No one ever formed a union because they wanted to make less money and have less job security. Your boss keeps you around because the value you produce is more than what he pays you, a union just helps ensure that gap is smaller. 

I assume he didn’t want to risk an injury that would prevent him from giving his post-game press conference in the really cool hat he had picked out.

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

I’m willing to give Carmelo the same opportunity to prove himself that he gave Jeremy Lin .......seriously, fuck Carmelo

I mean, I guess I’ll just repeat what I said. He was in Vic Fangio’s defense. Fangio’s schemes, by design, do not give up big plays.  He also had the benefit of having the #1 run defense and one of the top pass rushing front sevens in the league.  

I want it to get to the point where Lions fans feel sorry for them

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

Rex Ryan would nurse those feet back to health. Day and night, tirelessly working. Without thanks, without pay, without reciprocated feelings.  That is what love is.  Being there when you aren’t asked to be.  Seeing the foot for what it is ON THE INSIDE and not for what it is on the outside, because that’s where true…