Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

Did you not just read Drew’s whole deal about how he’s constantly been blitzed out of his mind on Primo Chronic lately?

What, no bread pudding or other desserts?

Eric B gonna be checkin out Belichick’s background history

Group chat’s gonna be lit tonight

Binders full of guys?

“Vice President, what are your feelings on reparations?”
“Triple money to schools! I was married to a dead teacher! Black parents need to be shown how to put a record player on at night so their kids hear more words.”
Centrist third way: That’s MY President. 

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

“That’s 54,000 haircuts!” - Mark Davis

It’s a big win for Brazil, but I think national debt is still the favorite in that group.

“21+ a must" only for age, never for tipping percentage. 

yep. This line from his email is gold:

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Nope, Bill Cosby is very real.

who is based on guy from New Jersey, written and portrayed by a guy from New York. 

Dibs on your liver.

I’d like to see the “unions are for pussies” line get tried out over at US Steel.

No one ever formed a union because they wanted to make less money and have less job security. Your boss keeps you around because the value you produce is more than what he pays you, a union just helps ensure that gap is smaller.