Sports should just have like a Hulu subscription tier where you just pay extra and skip the Anthem and “God Bless America.” I would pay it. 

It is incredible that the USA can produce a team capable of dominating a sport on a global stage, beating up on evil socialist European countries, and uniting a decent cross section of America behind them and the fucking president still picks a fight with them.

They were unapologetically American. Brash and confident. They came in as the favorite and they didn’t try to downplay that fact with an “Aww shucks we’re just happy to be here and we’re gonna try real hard.” attitude. They owned that and then danced on the graves of anybody who dared doubt them. And it was fucking…

If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?

Trump’s going to ban soccer and then the only hobby poor Barron will have left will be staring into the void, waiting for it all to be over

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

“I bet they watch everything ahead of time before showing it to him, just in case. haha So who knows what he sees.”

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

Portnoy is a moron and Barstool as a whole sucks.

What’s terrifying is how many people think this way. Sam Ponder is awesome, her kid is goddamn as cute as can be, and as a father it makes me actually queasy to know that there are legions of “men” who view women this way.

FUCK. 

barstool is the saddest group of immature white men this side of the republican congress. what a bunch of sad fucking tools

“Just another instance of the world becoming overridden with Snowflakes! I have to go now and get my manicure and 2 scoops of ice cream.”

My autistic son is smarter than a lot of these people.

It’s a double-edged sword because it also makes it easier for people to live in a bubble and only hear what they want to hear.

It’s absolutely amazing to me that living in a world where there has never been greater access to knowledge and scientific research is making so many people even more stupid and less educated than they would be without that access.

“Draymond Green” is always the correct answer to this question.