Draymond Green Chris Webbering the three-peat away was definitely the most enjoyable part of that game. 

Our feeling was the worst thing that could happen would be a re-injury of the calf — so the Achilles came as a complete shock.

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

I am rooting for the Raptors solely because of my hate for Cousins. He is the NBA equivalent of Terrell Owens. He is a cancer on the sport and a stain on the benevolent Warriors. That and he told me, “Fuck your fantasy team,” after I told him [from courtside seats in Denver] to learn how to shoot FTs b/c he was, in…

The trick is to just stand at the net and flick the Wiimote back and forth really fast. Unbeatable.

...yes, that’s exactly the implication the sentence you quoted was going for.

Yeah, that’s exactly what she’s saying: that the reporters absolutely knew who he was and chose not to report it.

correct.

I bet the Warriors wish the Raptors had J.R. Smith on their squad last night instead of this guy. 

Imagine Perfect Strangers, except this time uptight Larry goes to Greece and he also has a noted premature ejaculation problem.

No kidding. The most frustrating part of all this is no matter what the world does to combat global warming, my stupid countrymen here in the US don’t give a flying fuck and will single handedly negate the efforts of the rest of the globe in all likelyhood just so they can keep driving their shitty giant trucks

Worth it! Of course, the line had a good view of the Lucha Libre ring too. I bet you don’t get that on Everest.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

My point is that all of these people deep down know trump is a moron and is actively harming the country, but they can’t stop supporting him because it would mean that they were wrong. And admitting that you were wrong is the hardest thing to do for conservatives, especially when it comes to political beliefs. They…

I know what sunk cost fallacy is, but could you explain what you mean here and how it applies to the general population (or just Trump voters)?

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

“Extended warranty?! How can I lose!!”

He works for Barstool now?

Luckily, he’s in hell now.