This is why I never go to EDM festivals.

Maybe the staffer shouldn’t have been leaning against the Dolphins’ offensive line when talking to Zeke.

+1 rolling in the deep

Jesus, Tiger looks old in that picture. At first glance I thought Trump had honored one of the Tuskegee Airmen.

I too would like to have relationships with rich, morally corrupt individuals, who can help increase my wealth and clout, without having to justify it in those terms to the world. 

Never saw anyone dunked through a door before. That’s perhaps the most violent dunk since Chip Douglas used Jack Black as a springboard at the Y back in ‘96.

“Fake news. I read on Breitbart that the caddy is a liberal, Trump-hating plant put in place at the club by the DNC. He changed the ball out without the President’s knowledge then leaked it to the press to make him look bad. No obstruction. No collusion. Build the wall. #MAGA”

I wonder how many of my ass pennies Aubrey Huff has handled.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

I think the whole banner is “Democracy Dies in Darkness, and We’re Here To Help See That It Does“

Nope. Kids are loud and wild and do not do what you ask them.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

Cleveland Browns: Christ on a cracker. Terrible, terrible. You hate to see it.

When will people realize that you should never yell or threaten violence towards their child whenever they do something wrong? Only their kids college coaches should be allowed to do that.

Holy shit! That was the most fun I’ve ever had at a professional sporting event! Everyone lost their minds after the second goal once the Sharks were back into it, then when they scored the equalizer to quickly people were going nuts: high fiving, hugging, crying in the aisles, a fat lady barfed in her purse, I’m…

I also have a job and I never try my best.

Who washed the home and away kits together?

(Star this reply if you tried it.)

Yeah...even before this, the Vatican was going around, hand in hat to start the Notre Dame restoration work.  I’m sure they’ve got a few million to spare, plus it wouldn’t hurt there image...

Didn’t they have it insured? If not, they should get the Vatican to pay for a majority of it. Asking the world to help only strengthens the atheists’ argument that religion is all about money.