Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

Mass transit is evil socialism but giving billions and billions to private sector leeches who will do nothing with it to actually help the problem is fine.

The irony is that Markakis thought owning all those guns would make him a safe cracker.

No worries, he’ll do what responsible gun owners do and buy twice as many guns, so next time the guns have guns to protect themselves.

Fighting is part of the game.

Me either, it's a lot easier to just place it out there with your hands and say that you're playing "winter rules." 

I don’t know, I keep trying to imagine Trump eating a piece of fruit, and it’s just not happening.

I believe it ended last year, but Brown WAS getting paid by both Cleveland and GSW.  He was fired from Cleveland after a season and change, but he had a $20M/5 yr contract, with guarantees.  Don’t recall how much, but add that to whatever GSW are paying him and he’s doing quite well, not to mention he’s been a HC…

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

[fist bump]

“I better use Tic-Tac just in case I start kiss her. You know I automatically attract to beautiful—I just start kiss them. It like magnet. Just kiss. I don’t wait even. And when you star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

I’m of the opinion that Zion’s game will translate better in the NBA than college. I’m not saying he’ll score more, rebound more, etc.—it’s all relative to the competition. But, spacing is so piss poor in college basketball, and even more so this year with Duke’s lack of shooting. Still, Zion is so damn fast at…

Imagine hating Duke so much you’re this salty over a player as fun as Zion Williamson.

I’m glad JR Smith finally told him, “Miso sorry.”

It’s just like the old saying - people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw minestrones. 

Some people just like to stir things up. I don’t think Jones needed to stew on it for months, allowing his simmering anger to boil over — he should have found a way to porridge heart out to Smith.

Holy hell Luis, excellent writeup! I especially love the inclusion of the stats/analytics. More of this type of soccer coverage, please!

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

yep. cops who violate the law are considered criminals in germany, and cops who show extreme levels of unprofessional behaviour get fired.