Honorable mention, footage not available: Bob Costas eating out a Russian hooker's asshole and coming down with double pink eye.

You can tell Fox News didn't do this intentionally - they prefer to pretend it's 1913, not 2013.

Kind of love reading the positive spin comments from the sheep.

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

Go read their texts. All of them not the two Deadspin chose to sensationalize. It's pretty clear they are both ass-holes. And were close friends. But hey that's not the story that gets clicks.

they just pump it right from the urinals back into the Coors Light kegs. It's an endless cycle,

Putin: You know what they say, comrade, a leopard can't change his spots.

The cameraman was evaluated at a local animal shelter, deemed unsafe for the public, and euthanized.

As pranks go, this one is pretty basic

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

Only if he was driving their bus.

[Pretends to tie shoe]

if Erin Andrews weren't just a smiling pair of tits, we might not be talking about Richard Sherman

The stages of Jaegermeister.

I've done shots of gin before, but only because I was convinced a tiny part of me was Winston Smith, and that I was living in a world of endless hell.

I would rather take a beating than a shot of anything on that list.

Oh yeah, try telling J.R. Smith to reconsider taking a shot

We all have our types, don't judge.

It beats a handful of lotion any day.