On his favorite food aspect, I think he’s trying to personally relate to athletes like Prince Fielder or John Kruk.

jezebel is leaking again

She’s the problem. Not him.

did you know cashews are toxic right off the tree?

You don’t get addicted to weed. It’s habit forming, like anything else, but not addictive. He’s just an idiot who doesn’t have his priorities straight: hmm, being paid millions that will last you a lifetime (and possibly your children’s lifetime) for playing a game or toking up this blunt to get high once.. tough…

WTF is the lady in the white in the middle w/ the smile wider than her freaking eyes? Evolution didn’t create that shit. Kill it with fire!

God, these really are awful responses. The Trump response was too serious. Lighten up, Tom. This shouldn’t read like some dystopian MSNBC article. I guess what I’m saying is that I miss Drew.

Subbing in any other Deadspin hack for Drew takes the comedic rating of any article from a 9 to a 1 out of 10. I’ll never take Drew for granted again. I hope he gets well soon.

I like to pretend that the barber’s clippers slipped and cut that ridiculous lightning bolt in his hair by accident.

Another win for deregulation. Trump wins again!

According to the article.. ALL romaine lettuce should be tossed. 

You’re 50 mil too high.

The winter tire drivers aren’t the overconfident drivers out there in the snow. The pickup trucks w/ the toolboxes in the back passing people on a double yellow in a blizzard are the ones that are overconfident.. and I’ve seen many of them in a ditch.

Is the video an advertisement to sell tires? Yep, and the author says so in her article. Do advertisers take liberties to increase your motivation to buy their products? Absolutely. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, these types of things are pretty well-known.

In his first match, Trump would preemptively declare that if he lost, the other person cheated.. then proceed to discredit his opponent.

As a season ticket holder from 2008-2015, I definitely enjoyed watching Melo be the go-to guy. Like you said, 2 pts was almost guaranteed when he was iso’d on the high post. Need a bucket to tie it up late? Melo was your man. Game-winning shooter? Melo for sure. I thought there were stats up that showed he had made a…

*have

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I watched the 2nd half of this game.. some notes:

Keenan Allen is a shoe-in for the diversity Travelocity gnome commercials.