I’m sure Urban Meyer will tell you he knows nothing about this loss.

His college offense featured a lot of quick throws, screens, and designed runs that don’t translate to the NFL

Dan looks like if Phillip Seymour Hoffman and John Goodman made brokeback cabin love and their sperm somehow combined DNA and spread into a skid row crackwhore’s vagina and that whore had a 28-week back-alley abortion.

For someone who won Top Chef or whatever, you sure do fuck-up some easy dishes.. burned and then undercooked nachos, scrambled omelette, overcooked chicken tender.. wtf man. Then you use some packaged mac and cheese and then frozen pancakes. WTF MAN?! You have $400 caviar gifted to you and you can’t even bother to…

Another “random” team jersey spotted at a Nuggets game? This doesn’t surprise me. A buddy of mine and I had season tickets for 5-6 years to the Nugs and we would count 9-10 rando jerseys in the stands every game.. other NBA teams, football jerseys (not just Broncos), soccer, hockey, etc etc. Do people think to…

How much does he see of that $10k? $6k?

Ayton looks 40.

HORSE BALLS is back!

We call it soccer here. It’s called football in other places. Different cultures. Do you see the difference? “Fanny” in America is your butt.. in Colombia, apparently, according to my au pair, it means pussy. 2 different cultures. It’s a tough concept, but I’m sure you can grasp it.

From the Yankees schedule.. Ooh, I wish my Rockies could play the league’s worst team (O’s) 19 times this year.. or KCC 7 times.. or CHW 6 times.. Gimme a break.

No asterisk necessary. Phillies aren’t a bad team.. they were very much in the playoff hunt a month ago.

re: pitcher and catcher headsets

This, so I can add that adjective to my co-ed softball team’s name.

Jezspin? please no

Smashburger is the most overrated fast food joint. It’s the only place where I got a COLD burger. I didn’t even ask for them to remake it; I just asked for my money back and went somewhere else.

Winston is dirty and RJR smells up the entire city. The only thing saving it [used to be] Hanes Mall. Charlotte is clean and has a great night life.. also Carowinds. Checkmate.

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90% of SNL is terrible, except for the political parodies. It should be a bi-weekly show. However, Palin put her kids, especially the special needs kid, in the spotlight to appeal to a certain demographic for political gain. She deserves this.

Nuggets fans like whaaaaaaaa?

Meanwhile I can barely bring myself to listen to my own podcast. And neither can anyone else! HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!