If you goto a strip club (read: Sapphire or Spearmint Rhino), call them ahead of time to send a limo. It’s free and so is your entrance fee.

Having been on both sides of this, I disagree wholeheartedly. It’s about sportsmanship- the same principles you were taught in a rec bball league applies to the NBA as well. HAHAHA JUST KIDDING THROW IT OFF THE ROOF NEXT TIME

what is that site?

omg, she sounds like a combo of Fran Drescher and pathetic girl 32 from Always Sunny using one of those vibrating weight loss belts.

According to lifehacker commenters, you need to spend 2 months salary on a puffy winter jacket. 3 words: steep and cheap

According to lifehacker commenters, you need to spend 2 months salary on a puffy winter jacket. 3 words: steep and…

Bojangles biscuits > *

how much cash can these hold? asking for a friend..

how much cash can these hold? asking for a friend..

These deadcasts aren’t even close to the quality of your columns, Drew. I don’t think your comedy shines as much in the podcast as it does when you write. And your co-hosts bring down the whole show.. especially the 3rd guy you added lately. God, that guy’s energy is a buzzkill.

After seeing the camera angle from behind the goalie, he either: a. didn’t know where he was in regards to the goal, b. was in collusion with the Russians because that’s all I ever read about on the news any more.

An interesting thing I learned about the robbery while watching the parole hearing was that OJ wasn’t after old sports memorabilia, but “intimate family photos” that one of the dealers had and possibly stole from him.

If I heard the Weeds intro, it was in my head for the next week.

Remind me not to invite you to my bachelor party.

oh he absolutely did. and he got mauled by a bald geriatric (Ginobili) for game winning/tying/whatever shot.

Story about Rocket Queen:

Bathwater. In my glass. 2 ice cubes. Gargle.

“showed up at my work” makes it sound like he was there to give a motivational speech. he went to starbucks. don’t play yourself

Changing the offside rule in soccer from three defenders to two?

have you ever kissed a girl?

you aren’t happy that your 7yo made a club team? you’re a shitty parent and person

but at least you aren’t insecure about it. so you got that going for ya