Best fingernail file? Your seat belt. You’re welcome.

Get a bidet, even the ones that sit on top of your current toilet are awesome. 1-2 squares MAX.

The Warren Buffet ratio (market cap to GDP) indicates stocks are overvalued and a crash looms.

We use a couple of these to keep an eye on the kids in their cribs. The quality is actually great despite what the other commenters are whining about. You get free 48hr cloud storage so you won’t miss a thing. The app is easy to use.. the android one kept force closing a couple months ago, but a recent update has…

We use a couple of these to keep an eye on the kids in their cribs. The quality is actually great despite what the…

Yes, Penny’s skills were very much like Grant Hill’s- injured, sitting on the bench and getting paid for it.

All episodes past season 6 belong in a dumpster.

I had to look twice to see that Iowa won, not lost. If it was the other way around, I see the issue.. not like this. NOT. LIKE. THIS.

I drive with the doors off my Wrangler all summer.

seconded

Jimmy Johns’ gargantuan with peppers? Tremendous! Get it naked (unwich?) if you’re carb-conscious. Better than anything Subway or Blimpies ever did.

If your corks are crumbling, you’re drinking shit wine. Not inexpensive wine, but wine that has been stored incorrectly.

Right about now Ina is taking a huge stinky shit while Jeffrey cuts his toenails in bed. That’s real life.

I’m procrastinating watching this video. Is there any hope for me?

Fuck lawns anyway.

You have water?

I could see Gronk as a professional eater or porn star.. or both.. at the same time. new sport idea!

I used to play ball with a big guy who played down low and he once told me, “I don’t mind getting blocked 2-3 times in a row.. the ball usually comes back to me and I’ll make 1/3 or 1/4.” The moral of the story, ladies, is unless you throw their shit into the stands, don’t showboat after a block and allow an easy…

What would’ve happened if the beer had hit Kim and he missed the catch?

But Ashville is allegedly East Portland. I’ve heard that in some cases it might be more Portland than Portland. That’s like Montreal being more French than fucking France. Give me a fucking break.

So much this.