According to Eric, I need to attend a Philly game ASAP.

Halpern, your hate sustains me. That’s some good hate. I’m man-wet, which I think means I just pre’d my pants and need to go home.

Is he playing in a broom closet?

Did nobody notice he’s playing in Vans low tops? Roll an ankle, douche.

I said the very same thing last night about Klay Thompson.

I saw the headline and thought I had stumbled onto the underground internet. Shucks.

I saw the headline and thought I had stumbled onto the underground internet. Shucks.

Iguodala is absolutely shutting Lebaron down. I’ve never seen Lebaron get stripped so many times driving to the paint. The Cavs tried hard the entire second half of game 2 to set picks to get Iggy off Lebaron and that was the only time he was effective. The help D and rotation when Lebaron gets the ball in the post…

How does Varejão get a ring no matter what, b/c he was traded from the Cavs mid-season? That Post article didn’t make it very clear.

Klay cheated on his gf not too long ago, so there’s that: http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/klay-thomp…

4. Figure skating. They get really excited when skaters do well and really upset when they fuck up. It’s an emotional rollercoaster. I’m not immune to being sucked in by Scott Hamilton’s melodrama.

Does the shirt self-wipe you when it comes out? If so, dirty Dan may be on to something.

Precisely the reason I got my wife one a year-or-so ago. She gets up at 530, I get up at 830.

Aww, it’s a deadcast so I’ll never find out.

That escalated quickly and spectacularly.

A good comment just became great. Thank you sir

Harden pushed off so bad. Reminds me of how Randy Moss used to get away with it.

Whiny, robotic, unfunny, gesticulating Dwight Howard

These lowlights are my FAVORITE. It’s the only time I can relate to a professional athlete.

THANK YOU! Now come back me up when I tell my friends disagree with this take.

Take a look at this colorized photo of Teddy Roosevelt.