Turns out that spine surgeons make the most on average

Dumb it down for YOUR constituency, Burneko. I don’t understand nor can I pronounce some of the words in your super-long sentences. Jesus.

All opposed, NAY!

4 years later and you’re still married living in a 3BR 0BA 2KL house.

Ryan definitely wasn’t an English tutor. Commas galore!

My sister and I loved Hotels when we were kids.. much better than Monopoly, altho the cardboard hotels didn’t always fit together well.

The addition of the Speed Die in Monopoly greatly decreases the gametime. Like all change, I hated it at first, but now I’ve come to love it.

Someone should tell him Mac OS has a Notes app. And “managing my inbox” is what jackwagons say to make checking their email sound more important than it is. Jesus.

You’re referring to his golf handicap. Good call.

I’m not sure if he was upset over the “hustle” comment or the fact that for 3 quarters (before it got taken away) I held up a sign that said “Kings fans do it with their Cousins”

I was sitting courtside under the basket at a Nuggets/Kings game a 3-4 years ago. Boogie wasn’t hustling back on D (or O), so while he was lining up in the lane for a free throw on my end I yelled, “Hustle Boogie! You’re on my fantasy team!” (he was) Boogie wasn’t having it. After the free throw, he walks over to me…

How much has that video/screenshot of Kelly Clarkson is photoshopped? The whole thing? Newsflash, Kelly looks like this:

You either have to work out having recently shit (making the stationary bike a complete no-go)

That’s gonna hurt some fantasy teams in championships next week.

How about you add this to the list of shittiest takes of 2015. You just made it, Drew. Congrats.

Will R either made that story up, is an asshole, or both. Nobody remembers a night like that in so much detail, he “cruelly declared.” Puke.

God forbid he assess the situation

POSEIDON’S BATTLE STOOLS

tldr; ?

LT has to make the DrugKings roster as an IDP.