Yes, a thousand times yes.

Have you ever tried to throw a golf ball as far as you could? It feels like you’re dislocating your shoulder. You’d throw your arm out after the 3rd hole.

Looks like diving and acting are also a part of the game.

Quality and performance, but at a price, Dyson is the german automobile of vacuums minus the emissions cheating.

Yes, but Desi’s (?) tits.

Excuse me sir, that’s called gambling and it’s illegal (in NY, WY, etc).

In the late 20th century, people hoped that the new millennium would usher in an age of promise: hoverboards, flying cars, personal robots, and the like. That future, the one that everyone predicted, never quite came to pass.

Bible Fruit is my all-time fav. “How about you pour me a little bit of a full glass of that rum.. no ice.” and “Yes, you are, a sorry sack of tangerine bitch.” My wife and I call each other tangerines in public as a joke and nobody is the wiser. David Cross stars as the banana with guerrilla hands.

It’s in Costa Rica, professor.

I had a bet I wouldn’t listen to Drew’s podcast b/c I was afraid he’d sound like a douche (he does) and then all my fears came true. I just lost a buck.. to MYSELF.

11. the phone photographer/videographer. Put your fucking phone down and enjoy the moment and stop blocking my view of the drummer head-banging himself into the concussion protocol.

“Don’t be a superhero when they have a weapon.”

Quailman, aka Drake:

Katherine was invited downstairs after the game to meet Seguin and have him autograph her puck.

The New Yorker + sports + crack cocaine = Grantland baby

Reminded me of the Mighty Ducks egg passing scene: http://klipd.com/watch/the-migh…

His transformation is almost complete: