exactly *bro five*

there's a coach dive soccer joke in here somewhere..

love it +1

Good point, BUT some manuals don't give adequate instruction or diagrams.. I'm looking at you ceiling fan wiring instructions.

I actually met Coach K at a Duke basketball camp when I was 10, he's not the humorless dolt you think he is..HE'S WORSE and he likes anchovies on his pizza! But I did kiss his daughter, so I've got that going for me, which is nice..

Carmelo finally hit terminal velocity on his bloated salary.

You find your wife in bed with another man? It's MUR-DAH </jaRule> I get it. But sexing someone who is unconscious? I just don't.. I don't see where the desire comes from. Was Sharper tea-bagging her as a joke? What's the psychological pull to this behavior because he isn't the only weirdo that drugs a chick to…

preeeeeeeeeeetty sure your name is now on a list at the KGB for looking up Putin's interests.. possibly as a sex slave

new car warranty :) 4yrs/50k on most audis

I'd watch hockey much more (ok, i'd watch hockey) if this was the norm. Heck, I'd rather watch hockey thru the ref's cam than from the TV cams.

Meh, 1 or 2 drinks isn't a great measurement. Know your body. It's your BAC. My 5ft girlfriend has 2 drinks and she is blowing a .12. I drink those same drinks and I'm blowing a .05. I'm more than fine to drive or perform a liver transplant (kidding) as .05, but here in CO I'd get a DWAI if I got stopped. Carry around…

Megan's Law, there are publicly available records to find out if someone is a sex offender.

If the girl in the picture is my date, I'll suck the fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong hit WHILE paying for the meal.

a screwdriver snob, i think you belong in a different funbag.

I hear water helps, especially in a billion dollar stadium.

THIS WILL NOT STAND, man.

I live in Denver, not a Broncos fan, but I witnessed Tebowmania and everyone LOVED him here until the offseason when Peyton signed. Absolute love affair. Tebow won you games ("it wasn't pretty, but he gets it done! Go Tebow!"- fans) and even won an overtime playoff game against the Steelers. After you got Peyton, you…

this was my first phone too. loved it. very solid.

Safety razor (merkur) for sure. I do a wet shave in the shower w/ a non-fogging mirror suction-cupped on the wall. I used to get razor burn w/ the mach-3, but no longer w/ the safety razor. I use regular gillette shaving cream but apply it with a badger-hair brush. I use an alcatraz metal cup to mix up the shaving…

I get 10 blades for $1.50 at walmart- Swordsman or something. What brand is yours from amazon?