People remember the really good or the really bad ones, there's no in between.

You're in the minority here. Toasts can be done at the rehearsal dinner or reception or both.

What was the line? lol

hory crap, i hope this is made up

I call shenanigans on the upstaging part. The toast is meant to be a form of entertainment. The bride/groom will appreciate you making the wedding more fun for everyone. If you feel upstaged, you're the turd. ;)

I've made a bestman's speech at 2 weddings and CRUSHKILLED them both. Start by introducing yourself, share how you know/met the groom, a funny and/or somewhat embarrassing story about him or the couple (nothing sexual), a sentimental story about him, then congratulations and end the toast with: "to wives and…

Maid-of-honors are the dumb students in middle school on presentation day when they get up in front of the class with a pyramid drawn in crayon and forget what country it's in.

THIS. They are either crying, reading from a novella, or crying and reading from a novella. It's stupid, it's always sentimental, but it makes the best man speech look so much better!

why oh why are you not messing with him? order a pizza to his house at that time. ooooh, what you should do is send a singing telegram congratulating him on masturbating at the same time every week.. get creative!!!

Veneers, so vain! GLORREEEE BOY!

anybody who says "for crying out loud" on the internet is an asshole

he never said snugly, they could just be around the toes

Dwight was 3-14 from the FT line too.

F jelly donuts. I find myself checking "whole" donuts for jelly like I'm checking an alligator to see if it has a dick. B-cream and blueberry cake donuts FTW!

who wins in a wing eating contest, you or Siragusa?

They should've tied, there's no 3 point line.

I support this. +1

+1 I was there. Those moving screens were just makeup calls for previous bad calls against the Nugs. 61 fouls in this game, folks. And for the record, I thought the Westbrook thing was funny, and then booed the living shit out of him. /follower

I laughed my butt off when this happened last night. I hope this smug jerk fails at everything in life.

You're paying mortgage insurance (ripoff!) if you don't put 20% down.