Yeah didnt manage to max them got them to rank 8 and that was pretty good, but then again i liked all of confindats so.

Keep dreaming.

Oh wow, that would have been handy. Honestly I lost track of what they wanted me to do so I never got past the first rank with them.

Not only that, but their confidant story drops hints for the main story too! I was really into trying to figure out what they were realizing!

Sqrt(-1) 3x10^8 m/s what you did there

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…

Well, you were in fact the victim of racist bullying but not racism which is systemic. What does that have to do with this kid?

How about that? Unopened complete edition. Haven’t played a second of the game. This is due to a few things. I’ve been a bit busy lately and I know I will love the game and will need the ability to set aside a huge amount of time to devote to it.

Wait wut.

Yeah, that’s the reason it was able to go on for so long. First, he was often assaulting relatively young girls (13-14 years old), who recognized that the “procedure” was uncomfortable, weird, humiliating, but just assumed that he knew what he was doing because of his status as a nationally renowned doctor. It seems…

How in the world did Sachiko from Erased not make the cut?

I see Betsy DeVos curriculum is making the rounds.  

Play Modern! Paradoxically, even given the higher per-card and per-pack prices, it’s much cheaper than playing Standard - any Eternal format actually is over the long term.

You can actually put together a semi-tier Modern deck for even as little as $100-200 and build it over a few months and weekly/per-paycheck…

Nothing western made ever sells well enough for Square, even if it’s profitable.

She thinks women should “Lean-In”, negotiate the cost of adhesive wire clips and possibly hire two or three recruiters to assist in the installation of said clips.

FTFY!

My brother used to work out there at the lab. “When we were there - after the bulldozers buried the materials, the bulldozers were buried.”

Rick Perry will solve this, just as soon as he looks up “plutonium” on Wikipedia.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

That this is not universally hated across the US makes me think our great country is on the downward slope as a society.