Maybe you need a Vine celebrity to cheer you up!

How is this even possible when the Earth itself is 2016 years old?

I’ll help provided you get rid of 500 days of whatsherface or at least get it off of Gawker and confine it to Jezebel or one the obscure blogs nobody reads.

All is not lost, guys. Over on LiveLeak there are some videos of dogs feasting on human corpses that they pulled out of the Ganges.

Bill Cosby rat.