Why would we not want house crests on our shoes? That’s like the point of having shoes affiliated with a house.

Hightops would work a lot better.

You know, in the less polite Western states we would show up at the State House in cosplay and chanting very loudly.

I’m sure if it would hurt poor people she would stop Brexit today.

He is also shaped the BtAS’s Bruce Wayne.

Not an accurate depiction of a lesbian.

That’s Liv Tyler.

They’ll be saying that by 2021 and most of the Republican base will believe them. Independents will consider both sides to blame.

And the adults were either high or drunk enough to think it was amazing.

“My good Robin, it’s your nemesis, The Ostrich Wearer!”

Costume designers of the future are going to love this administration.

They’ll be making satirical plays about this in 1,000 years if humans still exist.

Lead paint.

Bruce for Secretary of Energy.

Still have to register. If the guardian isn’t doing it then no one is.

Oh, that’s good insurance for someone making over 100k a year.

If they aren’t giddy then they probably are dealing with a lot.

But why?

Absurdist humor is what they were raised on.

I call Tokyo!