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“Is Robert Himler still a thing?”

The guy who can afford to buy, but can't afford to run

I immediately thought of Legion in motorcycle form:

If someone jumps onto your car while you’re driving and they die... who’s fault would it be?

Got the situation covered too.

Tantively, yes, but it’s never been proven.

Ugh. Fucking New Yorkers.

As a big BBQ fan, I don’t want to be cremated, I want to be dry-rubbed and hickory-smoked.

But is she allowed to drive it?

Rumor has it she’s partial to Porsche.

Does anyone else want to throw up or

If I could, eventually. TVR Sagaris. The suicide girl of the automotive world.

That's an awful lot of cars to buy in a week.

Hah! I appreciate that. I’m glad I found someone else who appreciates that joke like I do, because I thought it was hilarious and my friends didn’t get it.

It’s also due to the beautiful city of Charleston, which combines two of the finest things American society has to offer: southern people and northern money.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

If only there was a detective available to help Allenby find the assailant. Someone exclusive to the islands.