Ohhh. When you said beard burn, I thought it was some kind of crazy beach wedding where everyone was in swimsuits.

Very much. And now your watch has ended.

DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT AMIRITE

This makes more sense- which is sad on its own merits- but part of me hopes he was desperately trying to pander with a connection to the Founding Fathers.

Can we differentiate between successful debate and successful debate-watching?

My admiration goes to all of you able to sit through this tripe, even with the Jez commentary for company. I just went to the CNN website and I couldn’t last five minutes before I had to turn it off or pass out from the blend of dullness and mind-altering stupidity.

I really don’t disagree with what you’re saying in a general sense- as in, I can’t imagine suggesting that this is a good idea as a rule. But it sounds like this particular woman in this particular instance had one of those moments where she needed to know, even if she wasn’t going to like the answer, because not…

I suppose if someone said the thing they found attractive/sexy about me wasn’t physical, it would tell me I have to make use of that because that’s what turns them on. On the flip side, if I’m always thinking about whether or not I’m physically attractive enough without taking the time to find out one way or the…

If you get the vibe that your partner is thinking something that might hurt to know, a lot of times it’s better to insist on finding out whether or not you’re right. Suspicion without certainty just puts a cloud over your head that never goes away until you find out the truth or simply convince yourself of what to…

Dudely? Mr. Dash, if you like gender-swapped kitchen-based references?

First thing the hats made me think of.

Fuck either/or, charge him with both. Theft would probably get him a harsher sentence.

Jesus, how energetically do people dry hump? I can’t even fathom not realizing you’re about to make your evening a lot less fun and chilling the fuck out for a second. Or finding a closet or a bathroom stall or whatever.

Being in the position of having just thwarted history is extremely unusual. People are liable to say all kinds of shit in those circumstances that they wouldn’t in any other. She certainly didn’t need to apologize, but it showed her awareness of her place in the moment, which was actually pretty cool.

Everyone was loving on her hardcore today. I’ve also seen nothing about bad calls. What did she say... “I guess it’s inspiring?” I don’t have a problem with Serena being a sore loser- it’s probably a major reason she maintains such a level of greatness- but she is one to her core.

I believe the casting people on GoT were aware of her porn history, weren’t they? Otherwise I badly misunderstood the story.

Daryl’s the one who lives.

FWIW, I was thinking more along the lines of, if this is her style of giving etiquette advice, this is going to be an entertaining series. It wasn’t really about the wedding, per se.

As for the wedding—bitch, this is your party, do whatever you want.

This is true. I sometimes get itchy to say my piece while consciously not letting myself interrupt somebody, that’s how ingrained it can become as a thing that’s ok for you to do (if you’re a guy, anyway). I’ve also had several moments of saying “JESUS FUCK LET HER TALK” to other guys who are generally quite…