Only half?

If they trusted Alexie to decide what should be published, and he knew this guy’s real name before deciding to include it, then I agree there are some potential problems with yanking it.

And getting rejected forty times is, y’know... not even that weird. So many tiny violins for this guy.

I’m in the same boat as you, from the flip side- I fully intend to pay for the first date. I know that part of it is ingrained belief, but I also strongly believe splitting the bill on a date is stupid. That’s what you do with your friends, and a date is supposed to be different. If you want things to be equal, then…

I’ve never been married, but my parents got divorced when I was seven and I’ve told my mom several times that they clearly made the right decision. She’s wondered sometimes, because it was my dad’s idea and she didn’t expect it, but even though she never remarried or anything I’m certain he did her a favor. So if this…

Drugs and nudity at any cost.

Because half the attendees are just this side of bare-ass naked and almost all of them are high as fuck?

Uh... does that also explain the dog skull? O.o

The first gif has broken me.

Whoa, whoa. Puppies? Is that an MRA thing? Have they usurped puppies? Google is being somewhat unhelpful in the matter.

Doesn’t really change the fact she’d be sitting on a chandelier.

Question because I’m food-stupid: What’s the difference between this and steak tartare? I ordered the latter once having no idea what it was, and the thing that made it inedible was the fact it was ice fucking cold (relatively speaking). I don’t usually get stuff cooked ultra-rare, but I could handle that if it didn’t…

Jeffrey Lash may not have been part alien, but VadBunker certainly rates as something only aliens with a three-month Rosetta Stone course on all of human linguistics would cobble together as a surname. So who was really the mastermind?

Related: The Onion on Women’s Rights

Yeah, I’m glad she did it because she was cleaner and more concise than I would have been. I just got ungreyed and these questions are exactly the ones I had for the last couple of months before Jezebel’s Gryffindor Follow Magic took hold.

I don’t see anyone saying it’s bullshit she didn’t get shot. There’s a lot of, if she was black she’d have more holes than the community rack at the bowling alley, but that’s saying it’s bullshit she would have been shot if she was black. Right? That’s how it reads to me, anyway.

Banged? Heavens, no. She was the implantation device for His Holy Offspring, like Jesus was the world’s first test tube baby and she was the test tube.

I can get paid for that?!

It’s only that big? Wow. I figured at least 100k. Thanks.

Jesus. Some of the characters in this story I’m writing are thirteen and this makes me feel like even the smart one is a total derp.