Kim Kardashian is thinking of naming her next kid Rob West, after her brother.

How did Jojo become the breakout star of Dance Moms? The fact that she’s more famous than Maddie shows there is no justice in the world.

If your band is so tight that turning it 180 degrees gives you rug burn, you’re wearing the wrong size bra!!

“Just because I live a life of deep privilege based on the money I make by forcing the entire world to pay attention to me at all times doesn’t make it right for you to pay attention to me right now!”

I mean, I’m sure it sucks, but I’m the same age as Khloe so I know that when the show started airing she had the…

I have big bras, both in cup and in band size and have been turning them around for 25 years.  Not a single instance of rug burn in all that time.

exactly.

Inco-fucking-rrect, Megan.

YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY WRONG I CANT EVEN STAND IT!!!!!

I’m sorry, I just can’t sympathize much for her. You choose to make your life this public. Remember the third Osbourne sibling? No, you don’t. Because she was smart enough to stay out of this mess.

“Star” of TV show who’s made millions off exposing her public life for everyone to see: “It just sucks that it has to be so public. I’m not just a TV show”... in a TV show promo.

I’m crying over this labial mansplaining. If only he knew about the labia majora, the actual body part being referenced here ... the one basically visible in the photo ... 

I love the fact that he’s sure the problem is with your particular labia, not the garment!

You are aware there are two sets of labia right? Minora and Majora. In this context, she would be referring to the labia majora. Seems you need to brush up on your anatomy...

hi bagdash! ashley is right but if you designed this or own fashion nova, we would love to talk more with you. feel free to email me at julianne@jezebel.com. thanks!

Dude...You did that all the way back in your first sentence, mansplaining labias to a woman.

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

Wow, I need to watch all of these now!

There are very few albums from this era that hold up.

Counterpoint from the stellar “What Makes This Song Great” series. 

I have not listened to Jagged Little Pill in a very long time, but don’t ruin it for me. What’s next on your list? Pieces of You by Jewel?