Dude, you’re so right. The physical pain I am in due to my pregnancy is nothing compared to your miserable, lonely existence. I mean, my symptoms will go away in six months and I’ll get to experience the immense love and joy of a child and husband, but you’ll still be a sad, little man that no woman wants to touch.

Yeah, I have to imagine she’s lying about the sex. I recently had a laparoscopic myomectomy which isn’t the same as a c-section, but it’s not too far off and was told not to stick anything up my vagina for at least 8 weeks. There’s zero way a doctor is signing off on her having sex only a month after an allegedly traum…

I think you’re really reaching with these comparisons. Netflix didn’t just “fudge” the timeline on the show; they completely faked it, with Christine herself narrating. “A few days” after flatlining and needing an emergency C section, she’s shown swanning around her house with the baby, wearing a mini dress and…

It’s not the same. And while I don’t know his finances, I have to imagine that modeling is not his main source of income. For a model whose career is modeling, it’s different.

Celebrity gossip is fun! And it’s fun to speculate and I’m the first to admit reading up on this frivolous shit when I should be working is totally a guilty pleasure of mine. But if you’re getting emotionally invested to the point that you’re lobbing tired, sexist insults at a woman on a feminist blog? Yeah you need…

“I hope you choke" is a death wish, not a death threat.  A death threat would be "I am going to choke you." It's not a nice thing to do, but it is not the same thing. 

I’m mad at myself. I knew before I clicked the link that this would be some bad faith bullshit, and I was right. Just peak gossip-rag shit-talk for clicks.

Team “objects to her having so much money” over team “objects to her enjoying the money she has” every day. You’re absolutely right, scolding people for this stuff is prune-faced Puritanism pretending at progressivism.

So what’s the income cut-off for being able to wear a Squid Game costume? 1o0K/year? 150? Or does it vary regionally? How do you plan on verifying? 

It seems like a really weird American puritan thing: do nothing to prevent people becoming ridiculously wealthy, but act like the rich people have been ‘found out’ when they ‘slip up’ and do something that rich people would do.

Exactly. I guess if you’re rich you only get to cosplay as Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne. You never get to cosplay as tv character of regular means.

Celebrities are most likely to have high-end boots that rarely, if ever, encounter actual dirt. Those are obviously the boots to lick, if that’s your thing.

So, they threw a party (themed), invited their friends, and their friends who came acknowledged the theme by dressing in appropriate costumes and participating in thematically-appropriate games. And the hook you went for was “Chrissy Teigen sucks because she tricked her friends, who are wealthy, into wearing the costum…

Why is Teigen getting all the shit for this when her fucking husband threw the party too?

I didn’t realize you’re automatically an asshole if you’re rich but also like the movie Parasite.

The people you saw in Squid Game were actors that were cosplaying as poor people. The people at Teigan’s party were cosplaying as characters in a TV show. Squid Game isn’t real. This is all pretend.

This Jez blog reads like it’s not just the private equity firm that underestimated her and Jez is finally figuring out what the rest of the world did ages ago - including those of us who aren’t fans of her music at all but still respect the hell out of her. You’d think a supposedly feminist blog would have better…

Here’s the thing. I don’t think Chris Pratt meant to intentionally imply that his daughter is somehow better than his son because of her relative health status. But the fact that he didn’t think at all about how that might impact his son or his son’s mom? And his kids apparently come after a baseball card? Again,…

Well, it’s not just the “healthy” part but he goes on to say she’s “his greatest treasure” with a baseball card coming in at a close second. That’s just sad.

I used to work in public service and once spent at least 20 minutes talking to a man who was unemployed, but didn’t want to go on unemployment and be a financial drain on society. I kept insisting, “You paid for this. You worked. Part of your paycheck went to these programs in case this happened to you. This is what…