You know I’m all for “do what makes you happy” but at some point when you decide to get married it really is something important and should be respected.

Well said. This movie succeeded despite itself: a confluence of peak Cage-Crazy and Cher’s absolute willingness to not only go with it but to turn it into the funniest melodrama possible.

“watched today it’s practically a comedic parody, with many parts being unintentionally funny and flat out ridiculous”

Awww. Somebody needs a hug.

I love skincare, but I think it’s time for more of us to admit that most of this shit is a matter of something even more out of our control than finances or diet: genetics. Fucking genetics.

This could have been an interesting explanation of medieval symbolism, but I guess snark is much easier and requires zero research.

The whole “snail” thing is explained pretty thoroughly in Voynich. Now where did I put that cipher...

Benjamin “All throughout season one I am clearly actually clinically insane and it’s wild that no one meaningfully objects to someone so visibly unstable being put in charge” Sisko?

The third act turns into a Heist Movie, where Tom and Goose Jr. break into the boneyard, refurbish a Tomcat and fly off into the sunset

Why is half the shit at Comic Con at Comic Con?

Here is the last paragraph of The Road:

That sounds effective, but more complicated than handing over a paperback.

Marie Kondo never said anything about needing to get rid of books. Her entire message is to keep around only what makes you feel things, which is different for each person. She says that constantly. C’mon.

I read my favorite books over and over and over and over and over....

What’s funny is that the same thing applies to music, but suggesting the same approach gets you called a Luddite (if the other person polite).

Ummm...players get fined for hitting the tennis court so hard with a racket that they damage it. Why are some of you surprised by this? She doesn’t just show emotion, lol. Come on now. I’m all fine with her strong black woman-ness, but if you damage something, or shit, even if you get out there and start banging the…

It’s easy to call everything the work of Russian Trolls, but this is exactly the sort of thing they would do. This is how they really fuck with elections. Work to divide the country and make it look like even our most petty differences are insurmountable. That predisposes people to vote for more extreme candidates…

So you’re saying that there are some Twitter accounts that might be a little disingenuous in their actions? I may never STOP clutching my pearls.

She is totally awesome, definitely the GOAT. But if you don’t give a shit about tennis, then don’t make dumb comments about the game.  I think it’s great to carry on some tradition.

Isn’t this a lot like refusing to decorate cakes for occasions you don’t approve of, or refusing to dispense birth control for religious reasons?