Cue daily mail interview with a *hurt* and *confused* Thomas Markle....

At least she sounds like she’s going to be a generous and benevolent oligarch. I, for one, welcome our most kind and benevolent Overlady Bezo.

Y’all don’t understand how gutted southerners were when Blue Bell was off the shelves for so long after the listeria problem. We finally got it back and now we have to worry about some kid licking it after she gave her boyfriend head in the Walmart parking lot? Stop fucking with my ice cream, man. Go fuck with some…

He’s way too young to have any idea what he’ll look like down the line. Pigment tends to get darker as babies grow. 

Who’s the private detective with the hat in the back row??

Late stage capitalism is when someone can lose $38 billion in a divorce and still remain the richest man in the world.

I’m dying over these beautiful feisty young women-so much intelligent beauty in one photo! Who rules the world? Hell yeah. 

In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

For that matter, why aren’t they upset that the story ends happily?  That’s an even bigger departure from the source material than the singing.  

Oh man, for almost the entire article I misread her name as “Halle Berry” and I couldn’t understand why she was the go-to for Ariel. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Halle Berry, but she does not a teenage mermaid make.

I literally just dismissed one. There’s no end to their mewling about “but what about the source material?!?1" The source material didn’t have singing crustaceans or musical numbers in it, but I don’t see these lame fucks complaining about that 🙄 They need to just admit that they’re mad that a Black woman got a great…

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give…

I suspect that one reason they cast a black Ariel is because they realized that the vaguely Caribbean feel to the ocean world (and the vaguely Calypso beats to some of the songs) would seem less problematic if they had black people as the ruling cast of this aquatic Caribbean undersea nation.

White people, just go out and buy a Klan outfit instead of complaining about “political correctness”. The euphemism has become completely transparent and meaningless.

I’ve always had great success with the “5 more minutes” (or “Oscar Mike in 5" as they came to know it), but the key was they got an update every minute.
The beauty of this was that this “5-minute” countdown could take 5 minutes, or it could be done in 2. As long as they got a countdown, “minutes” could go by as quickly…

Except my kids are too smart. “Five more times on the slide, huh old man? You can shove it up your ass because I’m not gonna slide anymore. Now we never have to leave.”

Did she explain why it wasn’t “rape rape”? He drugged a 13 year old and forcibly had sex with you her and if I’m correct sodomized her as well.

She’s defended Roman Polanski, referring to what he did as not "rape rape."

Isn’t this the height of her media success? It’s not like her career as a pundit was flourishing prior to this.