"the skyscraper's developers have agreed to pay for the repairs to his Jaguar"

Standard GT V8 is 5000lbs (or 2295 kg)... 0-60 in 4.3 sec? not bad for a land whale.

They aren't wrong, but tell that to the auto maker who's looking at skyrocketing sales. Or...at least sales.

Comes with the territory.

Balls! Thats kick ass. Bravo Volvo Trucks and this Nilsson dude!

VIP Lexus.

I knew this coupling was trouble when I walked in.

Definitely Bond villain.

I'd go with the former. No porn-stache.

Was tested on... THE GRID.

Featuring the overly dramatic commentary and piped in V8 sounds no matter what car is on the run.

All I see is:

No.

Off Topic:

Funny, I was watching it and thinking the same thing, though I'd like to see the real-time right afterwards for comparison.

He Pizza'd when he shoulda french-fry'd. If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry, you're gonna have a bad time.

Listen Ralphie. Anal has existed since the dawn of man. When a man saw a woman (or another man) poop that man immediately thought "I want to stick it in there". It has been a strong staple of our human experience.

My Ferrari has a first name,

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