Yeah you’re right, nobody does dumb shit when they’re young.

Yup.

I’m all for creating memories, the best ones usually bend or break the law a little. They’re usually the dumb ones as well. Which, if you get away with it, also make the best memories.

Counterpoint.

That movie was so terrible, I loved it.

Saved another life. Back in the 90s.

*every time Jason posts an opinion column*

What did the pirate say when he got in a C-HR?

Yeah but the sun has at least 1,300 horsepower...

CNN BREAKING NEWS - EASTERN EUROPEAN ENTITY TRIES TO SUBVERT AMERICAN INSTITUTION UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP’S ADMINISTRATION...AGAIN

Dom’s fucking crazy.

For the African warlord that needs to go to the slave mine for the latest load of blood diamonds.

This looks great. Great job. Very promising numbers overall!

I’m classy as fuck yo.

Kudos to the successful test run of Mr. Musk’s mind control gun.

I can do that.

I guess stopping at those annoying Stop signs while driving aren’t that big a deal.