GOING FOR THE LOW HANGING FRUIT

We have come full circle.

Nah not really. I was wondering myself. My A3 does the same thing.

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD IT WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS

They were probably trying to get a Nintento Switch prerorder.

YOU SURE GOT HIM BUBBA!

Samurai passing.

Orphans.

James Bond has his Aston Martin.

IT WAS CHEMTRAILS!

You are dead inside.

I bought starburst.

I’m always annoyed by these ideas of “the future” because they always depict a bustling city with all these technological marvels.

THIS IS THE IDEAL MONOPOLY CAR. YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE.

Shit. You’re right. I quoted the edited version :P

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Joe: Hey Mike...this car got fuel?

This is literally Rocky IV with cars.

Might as well call her Hana Redshirt...