You know me so well babe.

That shit eating grin smile on the mechanic’s face is gold.

Now I have the Brochure.

Never said they were good.

Sometimes.

Fuckin’ hell.

What is Shabu-Shabu?

I tried it once.

Here’s a list of foods you can eat in a 2017 Chevy Camaro ZL1:

Says the cop.

This is an article a cop would post...

Huh.

A Florida dealer in a quagmire
Many Lambos in a place so dire.

Yeah but the new Host encryption doesn’t let you access it.

When Lee Sizemore was presenting “Odyssey On The Red River” I fucking yelled “THAT’S DLC!!!”

So you wonder if you know, how they do the H20...i.

THEY ARE LITERALLY

Can’t please men.

I saw a billboard for the lottery. It said, “Estimated lottery jackpot 55 million dollars.” I did not know that was estimated. That would suck if you won and they said, “Oh, we were off by two zeroes. We estimate that you are angry.”