I used to commute from PA to NYC.

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What’s the MPG on it?

Look at this fucking thing.

They would love to get out of their parents basements if they could afford a house in the economy baby boomers fucking destroyed.

Why are you the screen door to bastion’s submarine?

I win.

A drift car goes side ways.

I bet he saw that fucking piece of shit Mike in the crowd.

My thoughts exactly Jon.

OH NO ICHIRO-SAN SKYRINU CAR IS BEHINDU!

Jason.

A hot pocket is an Italian burrito.

YOU’VE

BACK IN MY DAY PEOPLE WOULD DIE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME

I can do that. Take one of the D’s and I can increase productivity.

I can meme at 2000 doge per minute.

Zero Cherokee and Charger Override

Pigeon don’t give a fuck about you.