UNEXPECTED !

Shit I can do that.

>set in the desert
>no baja bug
>car racism exists in post apocalyptic hell

And thus, the age of old timey, no screen cellphone telephone begins.

They've gone plaid.

I am an idiot.

1999 is still the 90s!

Hey guys, can you tell me where the Cadillac is?

Ralphie. You're cute when you're a naive slut.

So if you don't drink, don't do drugs and are a very attentive individual you can drive as fast as you can.

Man if this happened in 1941 it would have be super top secret of the highest order. With higher ups and officials looming over it. And super secret badass spies trying to steal it.

Maaaaaaaaaaan

At least it wasn't Bud light.

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR.

Watching American and European purists fight over who's got the better car is like watching two pre-teen drama queens fight over who's got the prettiest eyes, Harry or Liam.

THE FAST & THE FURIOUS 7 SCRIPT RELEASED!

Less RTS

Fuck you!

THANKS INTERNET.

Uh, it's the term is African American Widow.