My wife.

Toyota pickups.

Especially in New Jersey.

True, but in the US Bentley is the go-to brand for the new rich. Rappers/Sports figures usually go for it.

Young money would go for a Bentley/Jag.

Sure, I'll take the Vipers. They sound awesome.

Thanks for dissecting the joke.

No...

How about you give me two M1's and we'll call it a day?

I'm never funny.

I assume that's why a good deal of Dakar vehicles are AWD behemoths that carry as much stuff as possible while being able to deal with sand, right?

Are you given a GPS for the Dakar rally or do the race officials give you a map and let you figure it out hunger games style?

Equus Bass. Bass... musical instrument... also a megaman villai— wait. It's a fish as well and how do we fish? With Bait. Bait... usually worms. Worms live underground...underground? HIPSTERS! Hipsters are douchebags. Annoying self entitled little assholes that have never been outside a major city. Major city?... what…

Honorable Mentions: Richard Pryor shooting his car.

IS THIS THE 5 O'CLOCK FREE ARMY TRUCK GIVEAWAY?

On Netflix?

LOKI FLIES AND IS IN JAIL

What does Larry David's head smell like?