Angry fella aren't ya.

Aw he changed it on me! For shame!

That's a pretty smart toddler.

The worst new cars you can buy in the U.S. today are Japanese.

Keep the 5k.

Reasonable in the sense that you can get your balls in a cheese grater as opposed to your head being cut off, I guess.

A 48k Miata?

Looks pretty awesome.

AZ-1.

Something something GTA made me do it.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Someone find that picture of the construction worker digging a hole while his coworkers watch.

From the creators of "Sleepless in Seattle".

Pretty soon we're going to be ordering Venti unleaded premium gas with just a spritz of BP's Invigorate.

Bags and bags of smuggled porn.

The biggest crime here is that there are two IHOPs less than 3 miles away from each other. WHY CAN'T I HAVE THAT?!

What's that? You're an evil European corporation/govt wiretapping and hacking the computers of the hero? Are you about to send a full on swat murder team up to the hero's apartment? You've kidnapped his girl and now it's time to make your getaway?

Speeding just takes some time.

Frankly my dear,

Watched the whole thing.